If Goldie Were Human

 
1.What Car would she drive?
Chevrolet Tahoe

2.Favorite Meal
Sweet & Sour Chicken

3.Favorite Drink
Woodpecker Cider

4.Dream Date
Brad Pitt

5.Favorite Tv Show
David Letterman The Late Show

6.Favorite Music
50 Cent

7.Occupation
Clinique Make Up Counter

If Snowy Were Human

 
1. What car would he drive?
a convertible Saab

2.Favorite Meal
Bacon Cheeseburger

3.Favorite Drink
Heineken

4.Dream Date
Ann Coulter

5.Favorite Tv Show
The O'Riley Factor

6. Favorite Music
U2

7.Occupation
Electrical Engineer

If Star Jones Dog Were Human

 
1.Favorite Meal
Sirloin Steak

2.What car would you drive?
Cadillac Escalade Fully Loaded

3.Favorite Drink
Grey Goose Vodka On The Rocks

4.Dream Date
Al Roker

5.Favorite Tv Show
The View (now Rosie has departed)

6.Favorite Music
Luther Vandross

7.Occupation
My own show on Court Tv

If Buster Were Human

 
1.What Car Would You Drive?
Ford F150

2.Favorite Meal
Anything Supersized

3.Favorite Drink
coca cola

4.Dream Date
Rosie O Donnell

5.Favorite Tv Show
The Biggest Loser

6.Favorite Music
Pavarotti

7.Occupation
CEO Krispy Creme

If Roman Were Human

 
1.What car would he drive?
Dodge Caravan

2.Favorite Meal
Pretzels

3.Favorite Drink
Red Bull & Vodka

4.Dream Date
Kathy Griffin

5.Favorite Music
Bee Gees

6.Favorite TV Show
QVC

7.Occupation
Hot Dog Vendor Central Park

If Duds Were Human

 
1.What car would he drive?
Land Rover Discovery

2.Favorite Drink
Corona Light

3.Favorite Meal
Applebee's Rib Basket

4.Dream Date
Gwen Stefani

5.Favorite Tv Show
The Apprentice

6.Favorite Music
Hootie & The Blowfish

7.Occupation
Returns Desk Best Buy

If Fancy Pants Were Human

 
1.What car would she drive?
Saturn Vue

2.Favorite Meal
Whitecastles

3.Favorite Drink
Diet Dr Pepper

4.Dream Date
Hugh Grant

5.Favorite TV Show
Regis & Kelly

6.Favorite Music
Rascal Flatts

7.Occupation
Hotel Receptionist at The W

If Silver Were Human

 
1.What car would he drive?
Silver Aston Martin

2.Favorite Meal
Kentucky Fried Chicken (original)

3.Favorite Drink
Mikes Hard Lemonade

4.Dream Date
Cameron Diaz

5.Favorite Music
The Rolling Stones

6.Favorite Tv Show
Baywatch

7.Occupation
eye doctor

If Elvis Were Human

 

IF ELVIS WERE HUMAN... 1.What car would you drive? A red Corvette
2.Favorite Meal Double whopper.
3.Favorite Drink Bud Light
4.Dream Date Pamela Anderson
5.Favorite Tv Show Playboy
6.Favorite Music Oldies
7.Occupation Construction worker

If Princess Were Human

 
1.What car would you drive?
Pt Cruiser convertible

2.Favorite Meal
Turkey Club Whole Grain Bread

3.Favorite Drink
Green Tea

4.Dream Date
Geraldo Rivera

5.Favorite Tv Show
Dancing with the Stars

6.Favorite Music
Abba

7.Occupation
Health Spa Owner

If Rosie Were Human

 
1.What car would you drive?
Wrangler Jeep

2.Favorite Meal
Sweet N Sour Chicken

3.Favorite Drink
Diet Pepsi

4.Dream Date
David Beckham

5.Favorite Tv Show
Dog The Bounty Hunter

6.Favorite Music
Train

7.Occupation
Dollar Store Employee

If Bully Were Human....

 
1.What car would you drive?
Cadillac Escalade

2.Favorite Drink
Sam Adams

3.Favorite Food
Big Mac

4.Dream Date
Queen Latifah

5.Favorite Tv Show
Flavor Flav

6.Favorite Music
Snoop Dog

7.Occupation
McDonalds Drive Thru Window

If Del Were Human

 
1.What car would you drive?
Mercedes SLK

2.Favorite Drink
Kristal Champagne

3.Favorite Meal
California Kitchen Pizza

4.Favorite TV Show
Ellen

5.Music
Justin Timberlake

6.Dream Date
George Clooney

7.Occupation
America's Top Model

If Bucky Were Human

 
1.Favorite Drink
mountain dew

2.Favorite Meal
chicken fajitas

3.What Car would you drive?
Honda s2000

4.Favorite Tv Show
Fraiser

5.Dream Date
Eva Longoria

6.Favorite Music
Marc Anthony

7.Occupation
jeweler

If Harry Were Human

 

1.What car would he drive?
Chrysler Sebring Convertible

2.Favorite Meal
Kraft Mac & Cheese

3.Favorite Drink
New Glarus Spotted Cow

4.Dream Date
Sandra Bullock

5.Favorite Tv Show
Bones

6.Favorite Music
Jazz / Big Band

7.Occupation
Wal-Mart Greeter

If Bella Were Human

 

1.What car would she drive?
Pontiac Sunbird

2.Favorite Meal
Sushi

3.Favorite Drink
Vodka Tonic

4.Dream Date
Jon Bon Jovi

5.Favorite Tv Show
Who wants to be a Super Hero

6.Favorite Music
Pop Rock

7.Occupation
Hair Dresser / Nail Tech.

If Pippin Were Human

 
1.What car would he drive?
Pt Cruiser

2.Favorite Meal
Quarter Pounder with Cheese

3.Favorite Drink
Newcastle Brown

4.Dream Date
Beyonce

5.Favorite Tv Show
Deal or no deal

6.Favorite Music
Jay Z

7.Occupation
Jiffy Lube employee

If Barney Were Human

 
1.What Car Would You Drive?
A Range Rover

2.Favorite Drink
Cider

3.Favorite Meal
Ham & Pineapple Pizza

4.Dream Date
Kylie Minogue

5.Favorite Tv Show
Antiques Roadshow

6.Favorite Music
Ozzy Osbourne

7.Occupation
Post Office Employee

If Stolli Were Human

 
1.What car would he drive?
Bmw 7 series

2.Favorite Drink
Diet Pepsi (cans not fountain)

3.Favorite Food
Gourmet Italian

4.Favorite Music
Jerry Lee Lewis

5.Favorite Tv Show
CSI

6.Dream Date
Rachel Ray

7.Occupation
CEO of a large insurance company

If Daks Were Human

 
1.What car would he drive?
Nissan Armada

2.Favorite Drink
Crown Royale

3.Favorite Meal
Rib Eye Steak Medium Rare

4.Favorite Music
Taylor Hicks

5.Favorite Tv Show
Jimmy Kimmel

6.Dream Date
Jessica Simpson

7.Occupation
Bar Owner