Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Children & The Standard Poodle


With the greatest respect for my poodle Sam....there is no way he would allow this!!

The Life Of A Spoilt Poodle


From a juicy dog blog visitor
imagine my suprise when i arrived at joey's place, and found his little poodle had been dyed pink! she sat on the leather couch and posed pretty for me.... i love the expression (one part "i look SO fabulous", and another part "for the love of god, what have they DONE to me?!") ... and note the bling around her neck. spoiled.

I Do Not Want My Photo Taken

Monday, July 13, 2009

Bulldog & Babies

Whiskey All Grown Up


part border collie and chow. good horse herder

Clever Advertising The Ad Was Scented

My Twitter Friend Mite Joe On The Beach


Doesn't he look great for 14 years old!!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Puppy Eyes No Matter How Cute You Still Need A Bath


puppy's first bath. It was so sweet. I just wanted to rescue it and let it stay dirty

The Baby Owl & Spaniel BFF


A baby owl is kept looking spruce thanks to her friend Sophie the spaniel, who licks her clean every day. The pair have become inseparable since Bramble, the baby eagle owl, was taken in at a bird of prey centre. Sophie, three, used her maternal nature to give Bramble a quick clean as a chick. Now the bird flies into the main house for a spruce-up every day and sits while Sophie licks her feathers and beak.”

How To Get A Lost Wallet Or Purse Back


A lost wallet which contains a picture of a baby is more likely to be returned to its owner, scientists have discovered. A total of 240 wallets on the streets of Edinburgh last year to see how many were returned. Some contained one of four photographs – the baby, a puppy dog, a family and a portrait of an elderly couple. Other wallets contained a card suggesting the owner had recently made a charity donation, while a control batch contained no additional items. Professor Richard Wiseman, a psychologist who supervised the experiment, said 42 per cent of the wallets were posted back in total. Those containing the picture of the infant were most likely to trigger an honest reaction from the finder, with 88 per cent being returned, followed by those containing pictures of the puppy at 53 per cent.”

Hangover....It Was One Of Those Nights

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Brad Pitt Bull Mix

Candy Pink Poodle


This pink poodle took part in the pet fashion show at the 2007 Cherry Blossom Festival in Macon, Georgia

Guess Which Puppy Did Not Want To Co-operate


These were my friends puppies. They're so cute. They would walk around a bit and then fall asleep. So it was easy to just move them into position. The little guy at the top didn't want to cooperate.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Never Put A Firecracker In your Ass (I know this is not dog related but had to share)


As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything


They needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean .... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your



Nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might



Have missed this particular piece of advice.........



Never ...

Ever ...

Put a FIRECRACKER

In your ass and light it!

I REPEAT....

Never....

Ever....

Ever,

Put a FIRECRACKER In your ass & light it ! ! !

......

.......

Thursday, July 09, 2009

The Dog That Actually Hates His Owner

Doughnut Dog With Great Resistance Skills

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

USB Dog Drive

The Corgi's Vacationing At The Beach


Tuesday, July 07, 2009

This Has To Be The Cutest Dog Verses Toilet Paper Photo Ever

Needing To Catch Up


An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.


An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is
and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.
Can I come with him tomorrow?'

Monday, July 06, 2009

Puppy Brown Eyes

Puppy Blue Eyes

Thank You For Flying Air Frisbee

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy 4 July




Choccy lab is scared of fireworks

Friday, July 03, 2009

The Stereotypical BMW X6 Driver

Poodle Pitbull Mix

How To Beg Back Leg Twitch Essential

This Eating Is So So Tiring

Happy 4 July

My 8 week old Bichon Poodle Mix Bich Poo

These Royal Functions Are So Boring

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Pug Owner Treated Roughly


All she wanted to do was get her poor little puking pug dog out of her tote bag on the L train. But then the cops arrived. And they were mean.

Was arrested by police at L train today - ffor a 15lb pug that I took out of his tote bag for throwing up and overheating. Held for very long time - photos and video and about 12 cops involved. Pug okay,. but me, very sad,

Her pug dog threw up in its tote bag on the L train between First Avenue and Bedford Ave, then when she got off the train a cop came up to her and asked her for her ID and she didn't have the ID and the cop cuffed her and pushed her against the wall and said "If you're going to act like a woman I'm going to treat you like a woman," and people were taking pictures and they arrested her and gave her three tickets and said they were going to have her puking pug dog put down but when she finally got to the police station the dog was just behind the desk and the cops were playing with it.

The state of her fellow subway riders is unknown.
This was taken from Gawker.....so I am guessing its a joke

Loving The Boxer Puppy Lip Pout

Thats What Friends Are For

Hot New Celebrity Couple

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Want Some Kibbles & Bits ?

Cotton The Blue Poodle

Forgive Everyone Everything

Monday, June 29, 2009

The Worlds Ugliest Dog


Drum roll, please…

Ladies and gentleman, we present to you 2009's World's Ugliest Dog!

Pabst, a boxer-mix, took top honors at the 21st annual World's Ugliest Dog competition at the Sonoma-Marin fair on Friday night.

Pabst's "bitter beer face" won over the judges and his owner, Miles Egstad, was awarded $1,600 for his mangey mutt's win.

Aww, he's not that ugly!

Just in need of some major orthodontia!!

However Good Or Bad A Situation Is,It Will Change

Kissing Cousins

Envy Is A Waste Of Time You Already Have All You Need

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Ever wondered what the internet thinks of anything?


Try this website its fun....the British and poodles come out wellClick here

Bichon Puppy Bought To Match Furniture

Mission Destroy Pillow Acommplished

Senorita McFlops

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Photo Of The Year

Starbucks Dog

Friday, June 26, 2009

Evil Cat About To Cast Spell On Chihuahua

Kiss My Ass....Oh Someone Just Did

The Mullet Still Worn By Many Poodles

Rest In Peace Michael Jackson Thank You For The Music


My teenage memories will always include Michael Jackson's music I have always loved his music and always will.....such a talented guy with such a tragic life....thoughts to his kids and family

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Weddings Dont Have To Be Expensive

Beauty School Dropout

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Set For The Day

Diaper Duty Doggie Style

Funny Tip Jars


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Infamous Punch On Perez Hilton


Taken from Canadian website Drink The Glitter (cute name)Drinktheglitter

An Air Of Superiority


You can give a poodle his ball, a source of clean water, even a jaunty sport coat, and he's still going to project a field of hatred so strong that paint blisters from thirty feet away. Poodles don't like us! They don't. We should have given them their own island when they asked.
(These words are not of the Poodlekiss but some witty guy in San Francisco who takes photos of doggies)

A Double Latte Skimmed Milk Three Sugars

Don't Say A Nice Chianti Even Joking


You make one crack about fava beans and a nice Chianti in the wrong company and look what it gets you

Optical Illusion


No matter how strongly you want to believe you are seeing blue and green spirals here, there is no blue color in this image. There is only green, red and orange. What you think is blue is actually green. You can check this through Photoshop, if you need an affirmation. Your eyes deceive you.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Chas Bono With His King Charles Spaniel


For anyone that doesn't know this is Cher's son who was formerly her daughter she use to be called Chasity but now hes called Chas

Obama's Cat

Surrogate Fathers Day



Sunday, June 21, 2009

My Twitter Friend CosmoHavanese & His Friend Princess

Snuggly Pussy Cats

Corgi Puppies Ears Up Or Down?

Saturday, June 20, 2009

HarveyDawg One Of My Twitter Friends....One Cute Chihuahua

Loved ...When She Can't Be Close To You Her Shoe Will Do

Kitty Leaker Licker

Friday, June 19, 2009

Dogs With Funny Expressions


Chihuahua Starts Ex Wives Club Online

Bono & Chasity Bono Get Confused



I know this isn't dog related but its funny....click to enlarge

Thursday, June 18, 2009

If the Dog Can Walk Why Are They In A Boat?

Yorkshire Terrier Classified Ad Dont Know If A Joke Or True


FREE! YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little
bastard. Bites.

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Imitation Lobster & Crab Meat So Why The Picture Of The Pup??

Yellow Lab Puppy Mum & Dad Are Both Black

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Don't Ask

The Cutest Dog Ever After My Poodle Of Course

Corgis In Doggles

Monday, June 15, 2009

What Is Yawning?

Pirates Of Surburbia

Nothing Says Gay Pride Like Colored Poodles

Cute Ole Puppies x 3



Saturday, June 13, 2009

I Know I Could Be A Lap Dog

I Wonder If Daddy Has Friends?

Glad This Lady With Her Boston Terrier Isn't Wearing A Thong

Aint That The Truth