Never Put A Firecracker In your Ass (I know this is not dog related but had to share)

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything


They needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean .... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your



Nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might



Have missed this particular piece of advice.........



Never ...

Ever ...

Put a FIRECRACKER

In your ass and light it!

I REPEAT....

Never....

Ever....

Ever,

Put a FIRECRACKER In your ass & light it ! ! !

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