Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Automatic Dog Water Stream Click To Buy


Automatic Dog Water Stream

Make Sure Your Dog Gets Fresh, Cool Water
Keep your dog happy and healthy by providing him with a guaranteed source of fresh water. The WaterDog is an easy and convenient system that installs on any outdoor spigot to supply dogs with fresh, clean water on demand. Once hooked up, the WaterDog's ultrasonic sensors will automatically turn the flow of water on and off based on the dog's proximity. You'll never have to worry about forgetting to fill Scruffy's bowl again!

The WaterDog includes a flood protection feature to prevent overflow should your dog stay in the unit's active area for longer than 5 minutes. 4 C batteries required and sold separately.

Flat Chested ? Fake Cleavage Is Always An Option As Displayed By The Boxer


Scared Puppy Meets Doberman

Dog Poo Factory.... An Easy Make At Home Costume

Enjoying The Dog Parade

Bat Hound Looks Like He Means Business

John Wayne Look A Like

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Jasper The Fox Terrier & The Unbaked Yeast Rolls


Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls
Those of you who have/had animals will probably appreciate it more. It is a story that is hilarious in itself and the person that wrote it is a good writer and made the story even better. Enjoy...
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you, who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know nothing and committing to doing your best to be a good parent.
Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will only sleep on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me.
Lest you think this is a bad case of 'no discipline,' I should tell you that Perry and I tried every means to break him of this habit including locking him in a separate bedroom for several nights. The new door cost over $200. But I digress.
Five weeks ago we began remodeling our house. Although the cost of the project is downright obnoxious, it was 20 years overdue AND it got me out of cooking Thanksgiving for family, extended family, and a lot of friends that I like more than family most of the time.
I was assigned the task of preparing 124 of my famous yeast dinner rolls for the two Thanksgiving feasts we did attend.
I am still cursing the electrician for getting the new oven hooked up so quickly. It was the only appliance in the whole darn house that worked, thus the assignment.
I made the decision to cook the rolls on Wed evening to reheat Thurs am. Since the kitchen was freshly painted, you can imagine the odor. Not wanting the rolls to smell like Sherwin Williams #586, I put the rolls on baking sheets and set them in the living room to rise for a few hours. Perry and I decided to go out to eat, returning in about an hour. The rolls were ready to go in the oven.

It was 8:30 PM. When I went to the living room to retrieve the pans, much to my shock one whole pan of 12 rolls was empty. I called out to Jasper and my worst nightmare became a reality. He literally wobbled over to me. He looked like a combination of the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michelin Tire man wrapped up in fur. He groaned when he walked. I swear even his cheeks were bloated.

I ran to the phone and called our vet. After a few seconds of uproarious laughter, he told me the dog would probably be OK, however, I needed to give him Pepto Bismol every 2 hours for the rest of the night.

God only knows why I thought a dog would like Pepto Bismol any more than my kids did when they were sick. Suffice it to say that by the time we went to bed the dog was black, white and pink. He was so bloated we had to lift him onto the bed for the night.

We arose at 7:30 and as we always do first thing; put the dog out to relieve himself. Well, the dog was as drunk as a sailor on his first leave. He was running into walls, falling flat on his butt and most of the time when he was walking his front half was going one direction and the other half was either dragging the grass or headed 90 degrees in another direction.

He couldn't lift his leg to pee, so he would just walk and pee at the same time. When he ran down the small incline in our back yard he couldn't stop himself and nearly ended up running into the fence.

His pupils were dilated and he was as dizzy as a loon. I endured another few seconds of laughter from the vet (second call within 12 hours) before he explained that the yeast had fermented in his belly and that he was indeed drunk.

He assured me that, not unlike most binges we humans go through, it would wear off after about 4 or 5 hours and to keep giving him Pepto Bismol.

Afraid to leave him by himself in the house, Perry and I loaded him up and took him with us to my sister's house for the first Thanksgiving meal of the day.

My sister lives outside of Muskogee on a ranch, (10 to 15 minute drive). Rolls firmly secured in the trunk (124 less 12) and drunk dog leaning from the back seat onto the console of the car between Perry and I, we took off.

Now I know you probably don't believe that dogs burp, but believe me when I say that after eating a tray of risen unbaked yeast rolls, DOGS WILL BURP. These burps were pure Old Charter. They would have matched or beat any smell in a drunk tank at the police station. But that's not the worst of it.

Now he was beginning to fart and they smelled like baked rolls. God strike me dead if I am not telling the truth! We endured this for the entire trip to Karen's, thankful she didn't live any further away than she did.

Once Jasper was firmly placed in my sister's garage with the door locked, we finally sat down to enjoy our first Thanksgiving meal of the day. The dog was the topic of conversation all morning long and everyone made trips to the garage to witness my drunken dog, each returning with a tale of Jasper's latest endeavor to walk without running into something. Of course, as the old adage goes, 'what goes in must come out' and Jasper was no exception.

Granted if it had been me that had eaten 12 risen, unbaked yeast rolls, you might as well have put a concrete block up my behind, but alas a dog's digestive system is quite different from yours or mine. I discovered this was a mixed blessing when we prepared to leave Karen's house. Having discovered his 'packages' on the garage floor, we loaded him up in the car so we could hose down the floor.

This was another naive decision on our part. The blast of water from the hose hit the poop on the floor and the poop on the floor withstood the blast from the hose. It was like Portland cement beginning to set up and cure.

We finally tried to remove it with a shovel. I (obviously no one else was going to offer their services) had to get on my hands and knees with a coarse brush to get the remnants off of the floor. And as if this wasn't degrading enough, the darn dog in his drunken state had walked through the poop and left paw prints all over the garage floor that had to be brushed too.

Well, by this time the dog was sobering up nicely so we took him home and dropped him off before we left for our second Thanksgiving dinner at Perry's sister's house.

I am happy to report that as of today (Monday) the dog is back to normal both in size and temperament. He has had a bath and is no longer tricolor. None the worse for wear I presume. I am also happy to report that just this evening I found 2 risen unbaked yeast rolls hidden inside my closet door.

It appears he must have come to his senses after eating 10 of them but decided hiding 2 of them for later would not be a bad idea. Now, I'm doing research on the computer as to: 'How to clean unbaked dough from the carpet.'

And how was your day?

Dog Or Cat Allergies? An Alternative.....Click To Buy


BiOrb Aquarium Kit
Hassle-free for you, healthier for fish, the BiOrb has a unique filtration system that cleans the water so you don't have to. The strong, safe acrylic globe gives fish about ten times more space than a traditional bowl.

The air pump and filter are hidden in the base. Just add fish and water, then change the filter and 30% of the water every month or two-you don't even have to completely empty the tank.

Comes with activation guide, easy-change filter cartridge system, ceramic filter media, air pump, light, and water preparation chemicals. 15 1/2" diameter, 16 1/2" high. Holds 30 liters (about 8 gallons).

Willie Nelson Stops To Greet Fans

Wolfgang Puck....I Mean Pup

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Kitty Roll

Retro Cotton Candy Maker..The Ultimate Christmas Gift Click To Buy


Retro Cotton Candy Maker
Modeled after an antique candy cart, this cotton candy maker is fun, safe, and easy to use. Pour in the sugar mixture (one packet included), turn it on and gather fresh cotton candy on the reusable plastic cones (two included). Fun kit has paper cones, and Raspberry and Vanilla flossing sugar for 24 servings.
11" H x 11 3/4" W x 11 3/4" D, 5 lbs. 90-day warranty.
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This Pitbull Knows The Secret Of Life


He's smilin' like he's got the Secret of Life in that little white container, but I looked in there, and it was just water.
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Something About These Two Chihuahuas Screams 'Do Not Feed After Midnight' & I don't know why


Just Call Me Joe Cool

Boxer Puppies Learning Life Lesson Number One...


Do not let people walk over you

Poodles Always Wanted Their Own Island


You can give a poodle his ball, a source of clean water, even a jaunty sport coat, and he's still going to project a field of hatred so strong that paint blisters from thirty feet away. Poodles don't like us! They don't. We should have given them their own island when they asked.

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Do Not Let Your Child Eat Dog Poo


It's obviously fake

Dog Thoughts On Blogging

How To Make A Diamond Necklace For Your Dog....


These sparkling necklaces are simple to make with grosgrain ribbon and dangling rhinestone trim.

Tools and Materials
Measuring tape
Grosgrain ribbon
Scissors
Pinking shears
Sewing machine
Needle and thread
Rhinestone trim and dangle
Two 3/8-inch snaps

Dog Necklaces How-To
1. Begin by measuring your dog's collar size using measuring tape. Cut a strip of 3/4-inch-wide grosgrain ribbon to your dog's collar length, plus an additional 3 inches. Fray check each end of the cut ribbon. Trim the ribbon ends with pinking shears.

2. Fold under 1 inch of the ribbon at each end. Using a sewing machine, stitch the folded ribbon hem in place.

3. Cut two pieces of rhinestone -- one a rhinestone dangle, the other a strip of rhinestone trim -- to fit the hemmed collar, minus 1 inch.

4. Using a sewing machine, sew the rhinestone dangle trim to the bottom of the grosgrain ribbon. Then use a needle and thread to hand-stitch a strip of rhinestone trim directly above the dangling rhinestone.

5. Unsnap two 3/8-inch snaps. Hand-stitch the snap sockets (the indented sides of snaps), one beside the other, to the 1-inch hem. Stitch the snap balls (the protruding sides of snaps) on reverse side of other end, so snaps will meet when hems are brought together.

Resources
Rhinestone trim and dangles are available on mjtrim.com. On today's show, Martha used rhinestone trim No. 30472 crystal/silver and rhinestone dangle No. 30967 crystal/silver. Actress Nikki Blonsky used rhinestone trim No. 03603 crystal/silver and rhinestone dangle No. 31851 crystal/silver. Snaps can be found at sewing and crafts stores.
Courtesy of Martha Stewart dot com

Ulitka The Petersburg Orchid One Of The Smallest Dogs In The World


The owner of 'Ulitka' (snail) holds up her pet, a puppy of a new breed of dog called 'Petersburg Orchid' at the Zoosfera-2002 international exhibition of goods and services in St. Petersburg, November 15, 2002. Ulitka weighs about 600 grams, although a full grown specimen can reach over a kilogram making the breed one of the smallest in the dog world. The price of each puppy is about US$1000. REUTERS/Alexander Demianchuk

I kinda want one.

Katherine Heigl Greys Anatomy (My Fave Show) With Her Dog