Words Of Wisdom From A Itty Bitty Chihuahua

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, regardless of aches and pains,
If you can resist boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him,
If you can treat rich & poor men as equals,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against race, creed, appearance or politics,

Then, sir, you are as good as your dog.